Being sick sucks

I woke up today and had a squid attached to the roof of my mouth. it was sucking the life straight from my nose and my life. I tried to kill the squid with an army of cough syrup nasal spray, I also sent in my fleet of airborne. I took a hot shower in hopes the squid would start to sweat a lot and start to get pissed and just run out my nose. none of this worked. so Im just gonna drink beer and get the squid drunk. I hope the mother fucker is a cool drunk not one of those donkey idiot kinds.